you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING

WHAT DO I DO

ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES

FUCK

IT DROPPED MORE BABIES

MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH

YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES

FUCK MY LIFE

There is only one solution:

So…. You let the dogs out….?

twerkwithnarry:

I WAS ON TWITTER AND SAW THIS VINE IM NOT SURE WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD

PHAHAHA I THINK IM LAUGHING A LITTLE TOO HARD AT THIS!! 😂😂😂

hazzanal:

sassyhaz:

harry remembered he couldn’t kiss his boyf

aw but remember when they showed this on TV and we all died

I love this…..

guceubcuesu:

Should’ve stuck to the status quo 

He bopped right to the top of the wanted list…..

sheeransjoggingbottoms:

eddiesheeranlove:

ed-wants-a-hell-yeah:

simply-a-sheerio:

sheeranite:

edspawus:

this isn’t the slightest bit fair

nO

slow motion blink, jezuz

THIS REALLY ISNT OK EDWARD

can you not

perfection

He’s perfection

First day of December!!!!!! :)

Jenna’s eye

(Taken with Instagram)

Heading home from lost pines :( (Taken with Instagram)